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Become An Assassin... If You Dare

So the awesome peeps over at Bloomsbury have created this really cool thing! I bet, like me, you've always secretly wanted to be an assassin, to be a feared and respected by everyone just by giving a Can't Touch This kind of stare riddled with power.

Well, now may be your only chance. See, in celebration of Crown of Midnight, a story generator has been created. It allows you to fill in the blanks and create your own Throne of Glass-like story, which you can share with whoever you want or download to your computer for your eyes only. I wouldn't, however, recommend dirty-minded individuals like myself to play around with this thing. We tend to do really silly things...

Ah, who am I kidding? Really, they gave me no choice.

But, uh, if you're not specific enough or are TOO dirty-minded for this story generator, here's a taste of what can happen:

It's plain that I have the mind of a fifteen-year-old boy, and all the maturity of one, but I couldn't resist. If you'd like to read the rest of the story, you can bring your mouse on over here (it's not like I didn't warn you). It's actually quite well-written, if I do say so myself.

And in case you were wondering if you were ever going to have the chance to meet Sarah Maas, let me clue you in on what you may not know. She's having a Crown of Midnight tour everywhere but where I want her to, but that's totally okay *eye twitches*. Make sure to see her if she's in your area.

Aug 27 –
Mrs. Nelson’s Toy and Bookshop
1030 Bonita Ave.
La Verne, CA 91750

Aug 28 –
Kepler’s Books and Magazines
1010 El Camino Real Menlo Park, CA 94025

Aug 29 –
Blue Willow Bookshop
14532 Memorial Dr
Houston, TX 77079

Aug 30 – Sept. 1 – Catch Sarah at DragonCon in Atlanta!

Sept. 7 –
Malaprops Bookstore
55 Haywood Street
Ashville, NC 288801
*Event with Susan Dennard and Erin Bowman

Sept. 8 –
Flyleaf Books
752 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd
Chapel Hill, NC 27514

Sept. 9 –
Barnes and Noble #2647
760 SE Maynard
Cary, NC 27511

Sept. 10 –
Barnes and Noble #2647
3225 W 69th Street
Edina, MN 55435

Sept. 11 –
Anderson's Bookshop
123 W. Jefferson Ave.
Naperville, IL 60540

Sept. 12 –
Joseph-Beth Bookseller
2692 Madison Road
Cincinnati, OH 45208

And finally if you haven't seen my introductory post as noble ambassador of Throne of Glass or haven't yet entered to win one of five copies of the paperback release of Throne of Glass then you should get on that. It would be a pity if you missed out.


Marathon said...

Ha, I already had quite a bit of fun with this! And why isn't Sarah in the UK yet?! I think she's due over here in November or October and I CAN'T WAIT. :D

Marathon said...

Okay, I'm going to admit it, I have wanted to be a kick-butt assasin lol. So thank you so much for the heads up because I am DEFINITELY going to do this!

Marathon said...

Eee hee! This is a really fun idea, so clever!

Marathon said...

I totally want to be an assassin-probably not as dirty-minded as you though ;)