I'M READY TO TEASE YOU NOW
Hey! Hey, you! Get over here.
It's finally time to reveal some of the deets of my first ever event kicking off next month! And I managed to get this information to you in a stylish manner while I'm moving to another home, so SUCCESS! *fist-pumps*
Even though I'm not expecting a RAGING success considering I am an event-thrower-virgin and I imagine it takes a LOT of practice to be any good at doing it--and I mean putting together the event, you perverts! Or maybe that's just me thinking THINGS... *laughs wickedly* I do hope that everyone who participates and reads through the posts has fun and enjoys the event.
Also, keep in mind I'm teasing you, bro. That means YOU DON'T GET THE FULL SCOOP BEFORE YOU'RE SERVED. Try to repress the urge to shove your fists in my eyeballs, please. I just can't handle all the stress that comes with healing broken blood vessels and bruised eyelids.
Now, enough of me babbling. I'm going to hand it over to my alter ego, Princess Ash, who, of course, does not babble. She talks around a mouthful of pretty words instead--I'm so sorry.
